Way better than that Jared from Subway

I'm a decent, friendly guy who likes to learn new things. Living in a great city surrounded by some truly amazing people allows me to do just that. I drink coffee, whiskey, and coffee with whiskey. Nah, not really.

Five things:

1. I bowled a 300 game in high school and still hold the record as the only person in my school's history to do so.
2. I've driven across the USA twice and hope to do it again soon.
3. When I was 15 I was caught trying to steal 4 Ozzy Osbourne CDs and was banned from the mall for 6 months.
4. I remember only one or two dreams per month and that often disappoints me.
5. Talking on the phone makes me nervous, but not once was I phased back when I played bass in a band.

Have you ever wondered what your brain might sound like if you listened close enough? I have. Mine probably sounds like a series of beeps and bicycle bells mixed in with some bowel-busting guitar riffs. And the *BEEIIWW!* sound from Tom & Jerry when Jerry pulls out one of Tom’s whiskers.

And here it is...